Cowboy 2 Sticker

Chuck Norris was bitten by a king snake. After three days of nausea, vomiting, and sweats…the snake died.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice.

Chuck’s tears cure cancer. Problem is, Chuck never cries.

Most people sleep with a gun under their pillow. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris once cut a knife with melted butter.

Alexander Graham Bell went to make his first phone call…and had three messages from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can speak braille

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris’ computer has no “backspace” button, Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes

Choose between Gloss or Matte Finish or go ahead and get both because why not 🙂